78 Cute & Clever Baby Captions to Show Off Your Bundle of Joy

Once you have your baby, you'll suddenly realize why most parents get extra storage on their phones. While you wait to upgrade your device, you have the perfect excuse to show the world the millions of photos of your sweet bundle of joy!

However, you now have the task of finding the best baby captions to go with these adorable photo dumps. If you are looking for some inspiration, we have a bassinet full of heartfelt, clever, and cute baby captions for Instagram that everyone will adore!

Unless otherwise noted, all captions are original and written by LoveToKnow Staff.

Cute Baby Captions to Show Off Your Love for Your Little One

When you show the whole world your perfect slice of heaven, you can also share how full your heart is by pairing your pictures with any of these sweet baby captions.

You hold my heart, and I'll hold your hand.
The littlest things in life truly are the best things.
First, we had you, and now we have everything.
Dream big, our little star.
You're everything I never knew I wanted.
You're so small, yet you take up my entire heart.
Show me that smile, baby, and I'll show you the world.
I created my very own sunshine!
Because I can't help myself ... here are a few more photos.
It only took nine months to create a lifetime of love.
More than expected ... better than imagined ... all I could have dreamed of.
Funny Baby Captions for Those Rough Parenting Moments
Parenting is not as pretty or as easy as people advertise, but that doesn't mean that you can't have a little fun with the fail moments that come your way! These funny baby captions are sure to bring a laugh and a smile.
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- Will smile for milk.
- Spit up is my only accessory these days.
- This kid has more outfit changes than a runway model. #outfitnumber___
- Sweet smile, stinky everything else!
- Alexa: Change this diaper.
- Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? #needssleepnow
- All I need in life is this baby and a bottomless coffee cup.
- Looking for someone to come fix a blowout ... and it's not a tire.
- And they lived happily ever after (so long as there is milk!)
- There's a new boss in the office.
- He thrives on love and we survive on coffee.
- Should I pee right after the diaper change, or during it? (Caption for changing table photo of baby)
- The best things in life are free ... and crying and stinky.
- Someone call Grandma. Stat.